Curious Sayings and Humorous English Expressions of the Pennsylvania Dutch

English as a World LanguageAddition of specialized, but "local" vocabulary is also
English, with its growing number of varieties, pidgins andquite commonly done as demonstrated in these
inflections, is now firmly established as a worldexamples.
language. It is currently spoken as a second or foreign"Shall I put the candy in a toot?" (A "toot" is a paper
language by more speakers than those who call it theirbag.)
first language. Now there are more than threeWhen talking about that fact that his father or
non-native speakers of English for every nativegrandfather is sick a child might say: "Pop ain't so good;
speaker and the number of non-native Englishhis eatin's gone away and he don't look so good in the
speakers continues to grow on a daily basis. "There'sface, either."
never before been a language that's been spoken bySpeaking about his son's difficulties in school a father
more people as a second than a first", said Davidcould be heard to express the following sentiments:
Crystal, author of the book "English as a Global"My son ain't dumb. It ain't that he can't learn, it's just
Language". In the area where I grew up in souththat after he learns it, he forgets it."
central Pennsylvania, there is an interesting variety ofIf you don't speak "Pennsylvania Dutch" in one of its
the English language spoken by the "Pennsylvaniamultiple forms, they just might say of you: "You don't
Dutch".make yourself out so good. You talk so fancy like a
One difficult aspect of the English speech in Dauphin,body can't understand you."
Lancaster and York counties located in south centralIn talking about someone who doesn't read aloud well,
Pennsylvania, where a large concentration of Amish,at a meeting or in school for example, people might
Mennonites and other "Pennsylvania Dutch" sects livesay something like: "When he gets up to read he gets
is the manipulation of the grammar elements of English.befuddled."
Here are a few examples of the ways in whichOr how about this amusing little observation of another
grammar and word order are managed in everydayperson's speech: "Don't talk so quick, it runs together
Pennsylvania Dutch speech. For "Outlanders", anyonetoo much when I think."
who is not Pennsylvania Dutch, these expressions ofPennsylvania Dutch Proverbs
everyday speech can range from amusing to startling.Some interesting Pennsylvania Dutch proverbs include
Here's a look at just a few of the many aspects ofthese offerings:
this variety of English."Kissin' wears out, cooking don't"
Convoluted Grammatical Forms"No woman can be happy with less than seven to
"Throw Papa down the stairs his hat." Explanation:cook for"
Throw Papa's hat down the stairs to him. (I don't care"A plump wife and a big barn never did any man
how old he is, don't you dare touch ole Papa!)harm"
"Go out and tie the dog loose and don't forget to outen"He who has a secret dare not tell it to his wife"
the light.""Ve get too soon oldt, und too late schmart"
This expression uses convoluted grammar in additionThe Keystone State
to "Germanic" verbalizations. Here the verb "outen"In this region of the "Keystone state" as Pennsylvania
means "to turn out". The adjective and noun are usedis monickered, this variety of is often called
in reverse order from other forms of Standard English."Ferhoodled English" by the Pennsylvania Dutch
"The owner says he'll pay me ten dollars a day if I eatthemselves and by local "Outlanders". Famous for their
myself, but just five dollars if he eats me."frugal lifestyle and natural, delicious farm-fresh cooking,
Explanation: No, there's no cannibalism here! Thethe Amish and other sects contribute to the tourism of
worker will get ten dollars a day for providing his ownthe state. Hundreds of thousands of visitors come to
meals, but five dollars a day if the owner has tosample the crafts, food and "peculiar" language this
provide the worker's food. (Whew! I'm glad we clearedaustere people. It is but yet another of the many
that one up!)continually developing varieties of English as a global
"He's a pretty good man yet, ain't not?" Explanation:language.
He's a pretty good man (provider), isn't he? (a tag"When you come over - come out" When you're in
question form)the area, drop by. See, hear, and experience the food
Use of Specialized Vocabularyand the Pennsylvania Dutch for yourself.