| Teaching / Learning English or Another Foreign | | | | participate in English class activities at all. Dialogs, |
| Language? | | | | games, practice activities and other dynamics shouldn't |
| If learning English or some other foreign language | | | | concern you.o Never Read or Use the English Class |
| simply doesn't interest you at all, but you find yourself | | | | Course Book |
| having to take English classes, here are seven | | | | If your English as a foreign language classes require |
| guaranteed ways to ensure that you will fail. Add all of | | | | the use of a course book, you may have to buy one |
| these to a deliberate lack of any English language | | | | but you certainly don't ever have to open, read or use |
| practice at all, and you will soon be collecting bad | | | | it in any way. Maybe you can even sell it to some |
| grades and poor English language skills in droves. | | | | other learner for next semester.o Forget About Doing |
| Here are Seven Almost Guaranteed Ways to Fail | | | | Homework and Assignments |
| English Class:o Don't EVER Study for the Exams | | | | Look, your free time is yours to do with as you please, |
| In most formal English or other foreign language | | | | why use it studying and practicing English? Don't worry |
| classes, you'll be required to take periodical exams or | | | | about doing homework. Forget those English class |
| evaluations of some type. Don't bother to study or | | | | assignments. If the EFL teacher is pushy about |
| prepare for these in any way. Try to get a zero if you | | | | checking books and collecting assignments, you could |
| can.o Miss English Classes Often | | | | just copy the work from one of your buddies.o Disrupt |
| In addition to not preparing for your English as a foreign | | | | the Other Learners in English Class as Much as |
| language classes, you can just skip the classes | | | | Possible |
| altogether. Often there is a limit to the number of | | | | If some "authority" like the school Principal or your |
| classes that can be missed and still have the possibility | | | | parents absolutely insist on your being in English class, |
| of passing. Exceed this limit and there you are, failing | | | | then the least you can do is to make your presence |
| English classes can be just that simple. So fail early | | | | known by disrupting English class activities as much as |
| and avoid the late semester rush.o Don't Ever Ask | | | | possible. Laugh, joke, talk with other learners in your |
| Any Questions | | | | first language, whatever you might feel in the mood |
| Okay, so you're in English as a foreign language class. | | | | for. This will help you to fail as quickly as possible. |
| "Yadda, yadda, yadda", the teacher is explaining | | | | In All Probability You WILL Fail English |
| grammar. You don't really understand but don't ever | | | | If you strictly follow these seven ways of approaching |
| ask any questions in class and you won't disturb the | | | | English classes, you can rest assured that in all |
| EFL teacher. This will really help you to fail.o Try NOT | | | | probability you will fail English as a foreign language this |
| to Participate in English Class | | | | term and every term. Encourage your classmates to |
| You don't want to disturb the English teacher, do you? | | | | do the same and you can help them to fail English |
| So don't raise your hand or volunteer to answer any | | | | classes too. Guaranteed. |
| questions in English class. No only that, but you shouldn't | | | | |