In Praise of Teachers

My son just took a job teaching high-school English inAnd teachers come in a variety of forms, often
St Louis (hi, Ben) and my sister-in-law teaches at-riskdisguised. My fencing instructor taught me that, no
kids in Indianapolis (hi, Carol), and that started thinkingmatter how much I practiced, I didn't have the reflex
me thinking about the role of teachers in my life and inspeed to compete at the Varsity level, and that I
our societies, so it seemed only fair to write down myshould be content with that because now I knew one
admiration for them and their effect on kids.of the limits of my body. I've never been in the Army,
Try this experiment for me: without thinking, writebut my impression is that Drill Instructors teach more
down the five people who have most influenced yourthan basic combat skills: they teach the art of getting
life. I'll bet that at least one, and more likely two of themalong with your squadmates, whoever they are; and to
were teachers of one sort or another. My own leadingtake pride in your appearance and the cleanliness of
teacher is the guy who taught me Shakespeare withyour gear; and to never, ever give up. My Dad was a
dedication and passion and the determination that weprofessor of history at UNC (hi, Dad), and along with
should understand what the Bard was trying to tell usdates and battles he taught his students that the Truth
deep in our bones. (hi, Dr. Krueger) What do teachersis precious and has to be protected from Marxists,
really teach kids, beyond Reading, Writing andRelativists, and other -ists who want to twist it to their
'Rithmatic?own ends.
- There are rules to follow for the good of the class,Of course, there are lousy teachers out there: ones
benefits if you follow them, and sanctions if you don't.who don't care about the students, or who have
- Someone expects you to do the best you can atretired on the job, or just enjoy the power over the
every challenge, won't stop until you have done yourstudents. You get bad apples in every bushel, and we
best, and is proud of you when you do.should find a way of identifying them and getting them
- Mastering an impossible task is just a matter ofout of the classroom and into some job where they
breaking it down into little tasks and mastering those -won't deprive the students.
and anyone can do that to some degree.Life is upside-down in many ways. Back when I was a
- Some people are smarter than others, and somesoftware engineer, I made at least three times the
people are stronger than others, and some people aresalary of local teachers, but I'd say I contributed about
more beautiful than others, and it's all okay.a third as much to society as any good teacher. In a
- There is someone in the world who looks forward tojust world, they would have been getting the big
seeing you every day.paychecks because they worked harder than I did and
What great lessons for kids! (And for adults too, if itmade more of a contribution. Someday maybe we'll
comes to that.) These are the basic skills that youcome to our senses and start paying teachers what
need to get along in society and they are at least asthey're worth.
important as the Pythagorean theorem.