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Article #10: Make More Money In Internet Marketing By BURNING Your PhD In English!

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You may be thinking that you will be a English in internet marketing all the
failure in internet marketing just time.
because your English teacher from high Additionally, using relax 'everyday'
school gave you an 'F' for your bad language with your customers gives off a
grammar and simple vocabulary. feeling that they are talking to a real
And to top it off, your dear teacher live human being, which works better when
probably even said that you will never communicating through the internet. Don't
make it as a writer! I'm here to give you be some intimidating corporate robot
hope because you don't need to be all that's totally not relatable to them.
that great in writing to make money We want to make our writing so simple to
online. understand that 99% of the population
Don't let your misconception scare you. will know what we are offering. Forget
To write successfully online, you don't impressing the 1% of the population that
need a PhD in English. A lot of has a huge vocabulary, because they will
successful internet marketers don't use certainly understand our writing also!
'professional' and 'impressive' English So for those of you that had a hard time
in their writing. And they AIN'T gonna getting an 'A' in English class,
start! CONGRATULATIONS! You have an advantage
You may be protesting: "Yes however, by over other internet marketers that are
procuring a transcendent lexicon and brainwashed into thinking that the best
capitalizing gargantuan resplendent words way of writing is to use 'higher-level'
will galvanize people" English (like me - darn it!).
Did you understand that last sentence You don't have to break the bad habit of
without spending 10 minutes with a using overly 'sophisticated' English. So
dictionary? Did my big words impress you? now you have no excuse for your sixth
Probably not, if I said that to you face grade level English. For those of you who
to face, you probably thought I was an graduated with a PhD in English,
English obsessed weirdo! CONGRATULATIONS! That shows dedication
You probably wouldn't bother reading an and commitment.
article that uses those crazy words, However, no one will understand you if
unless you are a true masochist. And I you continue writing as you did for your
can guess only a very small percentage of more 'sophisticated' colleagues! Tone it
people enjoy reading something like that down a little when you are working with
(if any). your internet marketing business.
You probably wouldn't want to check up Why do you think major newspaper write in
each individual word, so let me simple English? And why are the best
translate. It says: "Yes however, by selling magazines written in simple
having a great vocabulary and using big English?
fancy words will impress people." Yup, you've guessed it. They write in
Did you understand that? YES of course simple English so that more people will
it's so simple! And I'm guessing most understand their content and more people
people who can read English didn't have will buy! You can show off your
to go the dictionary to understand that 'superior' English to the few people who
phrase. Let me explain a simple truth, we actually care.
make most money by clear communication, So if you are guilty of having perfect
not by complex confusion! 'sophisticated' English in your message,
The clearer we can get our message re-edit everything so that even the
through to our internet readers, the dumbest sixth grader will understand it.
easier it is to sell to them and You'll have messages that will be clear
therefore make more money! That's why you and more people will understand what the
shouldn't use professional and proper heck you are talking about!






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