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How To Marry A Wealthy Guy

How To Marry A Wealthy Guy(or Girl... Oryou like and be kind whenever you can.
at least Make Sure they're a Good MoneyIt's very hard for a man to approach a
Manager!! ha,ha!)Here are some littlewoman in a group (all the more reason
tips so you can at least spot a wealthynot to always travel in packs!), so if
(or soon-to-be-wealthy) guy:1. If thatyou're not offended by the guy, one
BMW he's driving is most likely leased,little dance is the polite thing to do.
you may be looking at a guy who owes aUnless it's a slow song, and he's been
whole lot of money to someone else...leering at you all night, in which case
It's pretty easy to LOOK rich. You mighta simple 'No Thanks. Maybe a Fast dance
want to check out the guy in the Trucklater on...' ought to work. Strike up
or not-so-new-but-still-nice vehicle --some conversations and have some fun!5.
chances are high that he's the one who'sLearn how to cook. No kidding. Check out
been saving his bucks, and has themy favorite recipes on the Tips &
ability to make a whole lot more ofRecipes Page, and try your hand at one
them!2. High Maintenance Women are greatof the recipes. I haven't met a man,
for High Maintenance Men -- are youyet, who doesn't love Cheesecake, so
willing to be a Barbie forever? Thinkgive that one a shot! Hey, you'll have a
you ever want to just kick back andlovely treat for you and your
enjoy your life? Probably not with thisgirlfriends while you seek out that guy!
guy -- he'll demand perfection -- hisYou don't need to cook everything, it's
mother will, too, and yes, she'lljust very useful to have a couple of
definitely come with the package. (Hey,signature dishes that you can make that
I don't know why these guys are likewill be fun to make for your new guy!6.
that -- it's just a part of the specialHave (and go to...) parties with other
-- and sometimes anal retentive --single people. Make them pre-timed in
package that you can often get with thethe afternoon, if it's too weird to have
Rich and Famous!)3. Wealthy Men areone in the evening. Say, from 2:00pm -
really looking for down-to-earth women4:00pm on a Sunday. Have each friend you
who won't blow their budget. (Goinvite bring another single person. Be
ahead... make all your jokes here...I'llsure to include your 'couple friends',
wait! ...) They are open to friendlytoo -- they are great sources for single
women who would make easy companions --folk! At the very least, you might make
fun to talk with who can get down toa new friend or business acquaintance.
business when they need to -- which isSunday works, since you're more likely
fairly often -- that's how wealth isto get into a restaurant if you like
made and kept! He wants to be marriedsomeone enough to continue the
for life, since he is seriously tryingconversation over dinner.7. Speaking of
to avoid losing half of hisDinner Out -- this is a very good sign
wealth-to-date in a Divorce.Now, here'sof what kind of man you're dealing with
a difference between a Rich Man and a-- a fellow who makes it clear in
Wealthy Man...a Rich Man is a fellowadvance of the meal that it's his treat
with a tremendous amount of money, andis a good guy. Not in a weird way,
often he is looking for a 'Trophy Wife'.though -- if he goes on and on that he's
A Wealthy Man is someone who has workedgoing to pay, and it's a huuuge deal,
really hard for his money and who wantsforget it. This guy's crazy with his
to not only keep it, he wants to makemoney, and you don't want to date a guy
sure it grows. The Wealthy Man islike this, let alone marry him!) If he
looking for a Partner to work along sidewants to share the tab on the first
him in this growth business, and helpdate, watch out. Don't worry about that
him keep his life running smoothly, thenold thing where everything should be
the whole family is muchequal or you won't be on equal footing.
happier.Remember that the Type of WorkIf you like him, you can offer to pick
that a Wealthy Man does may not matchup the tab on the next meal... Just the
what is typically thought of as aoffer of reciprocation is very
'monied position'. The old thinking wasindicative of your willingness to be
that only Doctors and Lawyers were theequal partners, and that's what he's
ones with money (this doesn't includelooking for.Now, of course, if you ask
Athletes, since they are few and farhim out, you should also be prepared to
between, and we're talking about men youfoot the bill. Don't feel like you have
might actually come in contact with onto hit the best restaurant in town --
any given day..!). Enterpreneurs,you could have a nice picnic in the
Contractors, Teachers (yes, somePark, or have him over to your place for
teachers are really, really good moneydinner (if you've already had a few
managers, and are able to amass alldates and you're comfortable with
sorts of wealth!), People inthis).I actually had a 'blind date'
Construction and Real Estate, and let'syears ago where the fellow brought a
not forget Computers! Almost any line ofGrocery List and a Recipe for me to make
work can lead a person down the Road todinner for him -- can you believe that??
Wealth -- it's all about MoneyAnd to think he's still single -- who'da
Management, not necessarily how much youthunk that?! I couldn't believe it, so I
make in any given year.Keep an open mindsuggested just going out for Chinese,
when you meet a new person to see whatand guess who paid the bill -- me! I
they're really all about. You'll ensurecouldn't get rid of him fast enough...
a better future for yourself if you hook(just so you know, this guy was no poor
up with a man who has a solidsoul -- I was poorer than dirt at the
understanding of Wealth Management. Atime, but he was an Architect and
guy with a really high salary who spendsProfessor... see how important knowing
like a fiend (and NOT on Real Estate!how they deal with money is? Being with
ha,ha!) in order to APPEAR Wealthy willa man whose wallet squeaks and dust
be more difficult to get ahead with thanpuffs out when he finally opens it is a
someone who earns less but manages hisnightmare to be married to -- he'll
money well.4. Hang out at Boat Shows --control his own and your money for the
those guys are typically loaded. Theyentire marriage.) And you always thought
have to be to buy a boat and thenit was just a little meal!8. Be yourself
actually take it out on the water. If-- no need to put on any airs. That's no
you're lucky enough to live near water,fun and you want someone who will love
hang about (not leeringly...) at theyou, not some made-up version of
Docks. Who knows who you might runyourself. You know you're lots of fun to
into...? Hey, Building and Home Showsbe around -- let him see that, too!9. Be
are great, too -- maybe you'll get someconfident. Know that you are worthy of
great ideas while you're there,being with him -- and make sure he is
too!Don't forget to pop into shops whereworthy of being with you. Money isn't
the wealthy go -- the Home Improvementeverything -- sometimes it comes with a
Stores, Stationary Supply Stores, thegreat big jerk at the end of the leash!
Jean Stores (yes, contrary to popular(Ha, ha! I'm amusing myself, now, with
opinion, many wealthy men wear jeans!)that dog analogy!) Be extra careful not
and, of course, the grocery and liquorto get too swept up in the cars and
stores!I'm not sure why Bars got such ahouses (although, I've been known to be
bad rap -- especially Dance Bars andswayed by a gorgeous home in the
Cool Pubs. They're fun to hang out atpast...and currently, too! And a really
with your friends, and perhaps you'llgorgeous pool could still turn my head!
meet someone nice. Keep in mind thatha,ha!). It's the guy you have to live
'the wealthy' generally didn't start outwith, so might as well pretend that the
that way -- you might find a diamond inother stuff isn't in the picture and see
the rough!Sports Games are great, tooif you still like him. (Although, truth
(small plug -- I'd like to see everybe told, there's many a man who would be
Sports Team out there with their ownall alone if it weren't for their many
Logo on a Buff so when you went to gamesattractive 'assets'! ha!)10. Well,
there'd be a whole SEA of Buffs for eachladies, go out there and find the man of
side -- if you know someone interestedyour dreams! Hey, find two or three! You
in that, for Goodness Sake have themmight need a back-up, just in case! Good
contact me! Pweeeease!) Back to theLuck!Remember that Wealth can be
games -- want a manly man? Check out themeasured by many things -- a Wealth of
local Rugby matches... Love Hockey orPossibilities is sometimes even more fun
Basketball? Try to catch the NHL and MBAin a mate than finding everything
(whooops! Slight trip of the tongue,ready-made. Then you can then grow in
there! Although those MBA guys areyour Wealth, together. Doesn't that
great, too...) ... Should be NBA Games,sound like fun? Plus, Rich to one person
then go meet the Players -- there'smight mean being able to pay all the
usually a cool Bar in or nearby thebills without worrying, and to the next
Arena where you could 'mingle'! Noperson 'Rich' might mean having the
gushing, though -- play it calm andbiggest Yacht in the Habour. Make up
collected -- they'll appreciate the lackyour own mind about 'How much does it
of craziness! All the people you willtake to be Wealthy', and you'll be well
meet in this scenario will beon your way to your own Personal Wealth
interesting, so keep your mind open andand Happiness!Ailsa Forshaw is a Writer,
make some new friends.Just one littleBuilder, Website Owner & Manager,
tidbit about going out with a group ofTeacher, Mother... all in Alberta,
girls -- watch out for the 'groupCanada. She is Married with Two Lovely
syndrome', where some poor soul comesChildren, and one gorgeous wee dog. Her
over to ask you to dance and there's aWebsite, is chock full of all sorts of
quick and seldom subtle 'group decision'useful & fun information to help anyone
about 'whether he should be permitted abecome Financially Successful, Slim,
dance or not'... ugh. Everybody hatesTrim, and Happy... what more could you
this -- it's not High School anymore ...want?? Pop in for a wee visit!
always make your own decision about who



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