Guerrilla PR- Chapter One

THE NATURE OF MEDIAThirty years ago, MarshallThey shouldn't be. Publicity is only one manifestation of
McCluhan, the father of modernP.R.-specifically,
communications, wrote the immortal words, "Theachieving notoriety through accumulated press
medium is the message."exposure. A publicist knows
Today I would amend that to, "The medium is thenewspapers, magazines, and TV talk shows. Public
media." Our civilization isRelations is much more
utterly dominated by the force of media. After ourthan that. The Public Relations expert is as well
own families, no influenceversed in human nature as in
holds greater sway in shaping the text of our beingeditorial and sound bytes.P.R. can be as macro as a
than do the media thatcampaign to persuade foreign governments so buy
cloak us like an electronic membrane.We all think ofU.S. soybeans, or as micro as a warm handshake.
ourselves as unique, unlike any person past or present.The notion that P.R. is
simply a matter of mailing press releases is nuttier
Indeed, what gives human life its divine spark is thethan a squirrel's
distinct quality of everybreakfast. As producer, manager, and publicist Jay
individual. Yet in many ways we are all the same. TheBernstein says, "P.R. is
task of marketgetting a front table at the right restaurant, getting you
analysts, pollsters, and demographers is to identifyinvited to the right
those characteristics weparty, and getting into first class with a tourist ticket."A
share, and group us accordingly. If you are in yourman who has greatly affected my thinking, the
early forties, male,esteemed business author
Caucasian, a father of two, earn $50,000 or more,and lecturer Tom Peters, tells the story of a visit to a
and listen to a Top 40neighborhood
radio station, there are total strangers out there whoconvenience store. "American Express was being a
know an awful lot aboutlittle user-unfriendly,"
you.That's because they understand a lot about yourTom recalls, "and it took a good three minutes for my
upbringing. They knowAMEX card to clear.
you watched "The Mickey Mouse Club" in the fifties,When it finally did, the cashier bagged my purchase,
"The Man Fromand as I turned to go
U.N.C.L.E." in the sixties, "Saturday Night Live" in thereached into a jar of two-cent foil-wrapped mints. He
seventies, becamepulled one out,
environmentally conscious in the eighties, and weredropped it in my bag, and said, 'The delay you
probably sorry ABCexperienced was inexcusable.
canceled "Thirtysomething" in the nineties. They've gotI apologize and hope it doesn't happen again. Come
your number becauseback soon.' For two
they understand the role the media have played incents, he bought my loyalty for life."This story is about
your life from the momentone small business owner and only one customer, but
you Boomed as a Baby.Today, in America, we tune init's
to over 9,000 commercial radio stations, 1,100a perfect example of good P.R. But what about bad
television stations, 11,000 periodicals, and over 11,000P.R.? I doubt there's
newspapers with aanyone on the scene who has mastered that dubious
combined circulation of nearly seventy million. Thesecraft better than
are the sources of oursometime-billionaire Donald Trump. This is a man who
opinions on everything from nuclear disarmament tohas lost control of
Madonna's love life.his own gilded ship. His lurid infidelities, his profligate
Nobody likes to be told what to think, but all of us,spending, his
every single day, are toldprecipitous fall from fortune, and, worst of all, his
precisely what to think about.As Anthony Pratkanisattempt to exploit the
and Elliot Aronson show in their insightful book, Age ofMike Tyson rape tragedy to promote a prize fight,
Propaganda, the mass media are most effective incollectively paint a portrait
terms of persuading theof a thoroughly vulgar mind.The Donald doesn't care
public for two primary reasons. First, they teach newwhat you say about him, as long as you spell his
behavior and, second,name right. True, whenever he opens his mouth or
they let us know that certain behaviors are legitimatemakes a move, the press is
and appropriate. So, ifall over him. But his massive celebrity has made him
the media are encouraging certain buying patterns,only a famous fool. You
fashion trends, modes ofare not likely to achieve the degree of fame that Mr.
thinking, the unstated message we receive is "It'sTrump has, but, given
okay for me to like that,his shameful image, I would congratulate you on
do that, feel that." In this way, our culture evolves, isthat.P.R. VS. MARKETINGWith Guerrilla P.R. (and P.R.
accelerated, andin general), you do not tell the public that your
disseminated.Like the transcontinental railroad of thenew digital fish cleaner is the greatest invention since
last century, the media link everythe dawn of time. You
city, gully, farmhouse, and mountaintop in Northcould easily do that in an ad. Your goal is to lead
America. Regionalism ispeople to draw that same
fading. The American accent is more uniform; ourconclusion for themselves. Otherwise, you're engaging
penchant for migrationin good old-fashioned-
and blending in is like the smoothing out of a greator is it new-fashioned?-marketing strategy.Companies
national blanket. We areoften relegate public relations to their marketing
fast becoming one.A common grammatical errordepartments.
occurs when people say "The media is" ratherThat might make sense from a corporate point of
than "The media are" ("media" being the plural ofview, but there's a distinct
medium"). Yet I sensedifference between P.R. and marketing. Going back to
people who say "the media is" are on to something.the "science vs. art"
They perceive the manyanalogy, whereas P.R. is the art, marketing is the
arms of the media-TV, newspapers, radio, etc.-as partscience.Bob Serling, President of the Stratford
of one monstrouslyMarketing Group, an L.A.-based
monolithic creature. The media are "one" too.Considermarketing firm, has written, "Marketing is everything
"Baby Jessica" McClure, for whom my firm donatedyou do to make sure
publicyour customers find out about, and buy, your products
relations services. Jessica was the toddler fromand services." That's
Midland, Texas, who fell downa tall order, and to go about filling it, marketing
a narrow pipe in her backyard in 1987. For thirty-sixexecutives lug around a
hours, America washefty bag of tricks.To a large degree, they rely on
mesmerized by press coverage of her rescue. Actingsurveys, demographic analyses and
as a concernedestablished sales and advertising procedures to
neighbor, the media conveyed Jessica's light to theaccomplish their goals. But
nation. The private agonyin Public Relations, intangibles play a far greater role.
of the McClure family became the anguish of allHow do you measure a
America.Think of it: the temporary suffering of onefeeling? It's not easy, but in P.R. we trade in the realm
"insignificant" little girl stoppedof feelings every day.
the world's most powerful country dead in its tracks.We may use the media as the vehicle, but the
(Then, to canonize thelandscape we traverse is
experience, the TV movie version of Jessica's storycontoured by human emotion.Marketing often goes
made it to the smallhand-in-hand with advertising. The undeniable
screen within a year.)Without those cameras there toadvantage with advertising is that the advertiser
catch it, and those TV stations to broadcastretains full control. He
it, Baby Jessica's ordeal would have made absolutelyknows exactly what his message will say and
no impact on anyoneprecisely when it will be seen.
other than her family and those who saved her.But remember this little fact of life: most top ad
Because of the media, all ofagencies consider a 1-2
America for two days became part of Jessica'spercent response rate a triumph. That's all it takes to
family.CONTRACTION AND EXPANSIONJournalistsmake them happy.
and talk-show hosts like to claim they're in theAnd, like it or not, most people don't take ads as
informationseriously as advertisers
business or the news business. But you know and Iwould like. Everybody knows they're bought and paid
know they're in thefor.I prefer the odds with major media exposure. True,
money business just like everyone else. Becauseyou do lose a large
practically all media aremeasure of control, and you never know for sure
privately held profit-making ventures, they behavewhen or how your message
much like any otherwill be conveyed. But the public is far likelier to accept
enterprise, looking for ways to increase the bottomwhat it gleans from
line.To do that they must expand their consumer base,the news media over what it sees in commercials. If
that is, their audience.Dan Rather says a new
They must give the customer what he or she wants.sports shoe is a daring innovation, people will give that
So if your local newsmore credence than
station runs a few too many five-part specials on theif company spokesman Bo Jackson says it. The
illicit sex lives of nunsnews, indeed the truth, is
during "Sweeps Month," remember they're only tryingwhat Dan Rather says it is.So who tells Dan Rather
to please the viewers.Creating a successful productwhat's news? The media like to boast they rely on
means citizens may not always get theace newsgathering staffs; but in fact they depend a
information they need. A Harvard researcher foundgreat deal on public
the average networkrelations people. That doesn't mean the journalists of
sound byte from presidential campaigns dropped fromAmerica are saps.
41.5 seconds perThey're just looking for good stories. A hungry
broadcast in 1968 to just under 10 seconds in 1988.reporter and a smart publicist
That translates intois a match made in heaven, and it's been that way
roughly sixteen words a night with which to make upsince the dawn of the
our minds on whoCommunication Age.FROM THE GUERRILLA P.R.
should run the country. We absorb more information,FILEIn Amarillo, Texas, you'll find the Big Texan Steak
yet understand lessRanch, where the owner
than ever before.This is a logical consequence of bigissues the following challenge:If you can eat a
media. Their existence depends onseventy-two-ounce steak in an hour, you get it free.
keeping the audience tuned in. If TV station "A"News of
covers candidate "B"the deal traveled far and wide, even to the skies
droning on about farm subsidies, most of the audiencewhere I first read about it in
will probably switch toan airline magazine.GLORY DAYS: THE FOUNDING
station "C" running a story about the stray cat raisedOF THE P.R. INDUSTRYThe public relations industry
by an affectionate pig.flourished with the growth of twentieth-century
Station "A" would be wise to ditch candidate "B" andmass media, although sensitivity to public opinion on
send a crew out to filmthe part of public figures
Porky and Tabby.Along with this contraction ofis nothing new. Even Abraham Lincoln got into the act,
information is a parallel expansion of media.declaring once, "What
Because social scientists have us so preciselykills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself." The fathers
categorized, outlets targeted toof modern P.R. knew
specific groups flourish. Lear's caters to mature,the value of simple images to convey powerful
high-income women.messages.Edward Bernays, founder of modern P.R.,
Details appeals to middle-income, fast-tracker men.defined his mission as the
Essence aims for blackengineering of consent. He was a nephew of
women.Peter Yarrow, of Peter, Paul, and Mary, tells aSigmund Freud, and he strikes
great story in his stage showme as having been just as perceptive about human
to illustrate how narrowly focused we've become asnature as his esteemed
a society. In the 1940suncle. Bernays displayed a genius for concocting
and 1950s we had the all-encompassing Lifeindelible images, something
magazine. Then, we cropped ourgood P.R. campaigns require. In one early triumph, he
vision down to People magazine in the seventies (allarranged for young
of Life wasn't gooddebutantes to smoke Lucky Strikes while strolling in
enough anymore). Things tightened up even moreNew York's 1929 Easter
with Us. Now we have Self.Parade. What Bernays sold to the press as a bold
Somewhere, there's just gotta be a magazine just forpolitical statement on
you. I can just imaginewomen's rights was no more than a gimmick to sell
it: on sale now, "Fred Morganstern Monthly."Not onlycigarettes.Pioneers like publicist/film producer A.C. Lyles
do we see more media outlets, but the flow ofset the pace for generations
information hasof publicists to follow. Another innovator, Ivy Hill, is
likewise increased dramatically the past few years.often credited with
Fax machines, cellularinventing the press release. Hill believed telling the
phones, modems, fiber-optic cables, Low Power TV,"truth" in journalistic
satellite down-links, allfashion would help shape public opinion. He sensed
have reshaped the way we get our information, wheneditors would not
we get it, and what wedismiss press releases as ads, but rather would
do with it.During China's "Goddess of Democracy"perceive their real news
protests in 1989, the studentsvalue. He was right.The publicist's ability to appeal to
kept in touch with the outside world via fax. Instantly,newspapers proved invaluable to captains
China seemed to leapof industry seeking to shore up their images. Back in
forward from feudal empire to modern nation.the 1920s, Hill
Vietnam was the first "we'll bemasterminded industrialist John D. Rockefeller's
right back after these messages" war. As napalmmuch-ridiculed habit of
rained down on the jungle,handing out dimes to every child he met. Ridiculous but
we saw it live as it happened. We had no time toeffective in its time.
process information or(Imagine T.Boone Pickens trying that
analyze events as we were barraged by them.today.)Occasionally, clients got less than they
Because of improvedbargained for. In the late 1950s, the
communications, the Gulf War had the same effect,Ford Motor Company hired P.R. trail-blazer Ben
only with infinitely moreSonnenberg to help overcome
drama.The media may have accelerated the processthe negative fallout from the Edsel fiasco. He charged
of dissemination, but as weFord $50,000 for a
found out in the days of the first supersonic jets,foolproof P.R. plan, and after three days submitted it in
breaking the sound barrierperson. Sonnenberg
did not, as some scientists feared, cause planes tolooked the breathless executives in the eye and
disintegrate. Likewise,intoned, "Do nothing." With
instant news did not cause us to psychologicallythat, the dapper publicist pocketed his check and
disintegrate.There's no way to assess what thiswalked out, much to the
means to society. To be carpet-bombedslack-jawed shock of the Ford brain trust.Even
by information must have far-reaching consequencesnations sometimes need help. During the 1970s,
to our civilization, butArgentina developed a
that's for future observers to sort out. Today, welittle P.R. problem when its government kidnapped and
face an intimidating media-murdered thousands
driven culture. Anyone looking to succeed in businessof its own citizens. Buenos Aires hired the
must first master thehigh-powered U.S. firm of Burson-
fundamentals of navigating the media. To reachMarsteller to tidy things up. For a cool $1,000,000, the
customers, donors, orfirm launched an
investors-to reach the public-one must rely on theextensive campaign involving opinion-makers from
media as the primearound the world: a
intermediary. The methodology to achieve this isstream of press releases stressed, among other
known as Public Relations.THE NATURE OF PUBLICthings, the Argentine
RELATIONSHalf the world is composed of peopleregime's record in fighting terrorism. Sometimes the
who have something to saytruth can be stretched
and can't, and the other half who have nothing to sayuntil it tears itself in half.I don't wish to give the
and keep on saying it.-- Robert FrostI'm often askedimpression that P.R. is strictly a polite version of
whether public relations is a science or an art. That's alying. That's not the case. As I said, P.R. is
valid question. In science, two plus two equals four. Itgift-wrapping. Whether delivered
will always equal fourin fancy or plain paper, truth is truth, and the public
whether added by a Republican from Iowa, a shamanultimately comprehends
from New Guinea, or anit. The trick is packaging the truth on your own
alien from Planet X. However, in public relations, twoterms.How often have you read about a big movie
plus two may equal four.star storming off the set of a film
It may equal five. It may equal zero today and fiftybecause of "creative differences" with the director?
tomorrow.Public relations is an art.Like an art, there areWe all know the two
rules of form, proven techniques, and standards ofegomaniacs probably hated each other's guts. But if
excellence. But, overall, it's a mercurial enterprise,the papers printed that,
where instinct is aswe'd perceive the situation very differently. By our
legitimate as convention.Public relations was oncesoft-pedaling the row with
defined as the ability to provide the answers beforewords like "creative differences," the movie star's
the public knows enough to ask the questions.reputation remains intact,
Another P.R. pundit onceeven though intuition tells us he's "difficult."MORE
stated, "We don't persuade people. We simply offerTHAN ONE PUBLICThus far, when referring to the
them reasons topublic, I've generalized to mean the
persuade themselves." I define what I do aspopulation at large: We the People. The sophisticated
gift-wrapping. If you package amodern art of P.R.
bracelet in a Tiffany box, it will have a higherencompasses many more "publics" than that. In fact,
perceived value than ifselective targeting is a
presented in a K Mart box. Same bracelet, differentprimary tactic in sound P.R. strategies. As you will see,
perception.PERCEPTION IS REALITYDon Burr, formerbigger is not always
CEO of People Express Airlines, once said, "In thebetter.Depending on the goals, a publicist could target
airlineany one of various business,
industry, if passengers see coffee stains on the foodconsumer, or governmental communities. An investor
tray, they assume theseeking financial backing
engine maintenance isn't done right." That may seemaims for the financial press and relevant trade
irrational, but in thispublications. A rock musician
game, perception, not the objective truth, matterszeroes in on the local music rags. A lobbyist might
most.How one comprehends given information isneed nothing more than a
all-important in public relations.friendly article in the Washington Post, a retailer only
For decades, baby harp seals were bludgeoned tothe residents of his
death by fur hunters, butimmediate neighborhood.Though I've found a few
until the public saw the cute little critters up close andclients easily dazzled by quantity, in P.R. quality is
personal andwhat really counts. A seven-inch stack of press
perceived the hunt as unacceptable, the problem didn'tclippings means nothing unless
exist. Before that, itthe objectives of the campaign have been met. The
was a matter of trappers preserving their hardy wayscrapbook makes a great
of life. The sealsMother's Day gift, but I'd rather see my clients' careers
ultimately hired the better publicist.This also works inadvanced in the
negative ways. The congressional check-bouncingright direction.Figuring out which public to reach is one
scandalof the most critical decisions a
was a case in which individual congressmen's visibilitypublicist makes. My orientation-and, I hope, yours-is
skyrocketed, whilegeared toward the
their credibility plummeted. The Tobacco Institute, amost significant audience vis-à-vis your objectives,
Washington-basedwhich is not necessarily
lobbying and P.R. outfit, spends its time and moneythe widest. You may want to target the people you
claiming cigarettes arebuy from, the people you
okay. Nothing they do or say will ever make that true,hope to sell to, the people you work for, the people
but they may go a longthat work for you, and so
way in changing public perception of their product. Aon. It's a big world full of little worlds when you look
few years ago theyclosely.In most cases I spell out precisely who and
sponsored subliminally that no-smoking regulationswhat I'm going after, and then
infringe on our basicproceed aggressively. Don't go for the moon all at
liberties. How's that for a P.R. stretch?Ultimately, theonce. Set a goal, achieve
goal of any public relations campaign is to eitherit, then build on that base. Any good planner knows
reorient,the advantages of
or solidify, perception of a product, client, policy, orthinking three steps ahead while proceeding one step
event. From there,at a time.FROM THE GUERRILLA P.R. FILEThe
nature takes its course. If the public perceives thehistory-making August 1991 revolution in the former
product as good, the movieSoviet Union
star as sexy, the pet rock as indispensable, then thebegan when then-president Mikhail Gorbachev left
public will fork over itsMoscow for a vacation on
money. As the brilliant business author Dr. Judiththe Crimean Sea. Because the whole affair had a
Bardwick explained, "To behappy ending, everybody
perceived as visible increasingly means one islaughed when, only a few days later, the president of
perceived as successful."Some may charge thatan outdoor billboard
stressing perception as reality is tantamount tocompany in Detroit ran a series of large ads all over
sanctioning falsehood. I disagree. As the great historiantown reading: "Welcome
Max Dimont argued,Back, Gorby! Next Time Vacation in
it didn't matter if Moses really did have a chat with theMichigan."MICHAEL LEVINE'S TEN
Lord up on MountCOMMANDMENTS FOR DEALING WITH
Sinai or not. What matters is that the Jewish peopleMEDIANever be boring. Never!Know your subject
believed it and carvedthoroughly.Know the media you contact. Read the
their unique place in world civilizations because of it.paper, watch the newscast.Cover you bases.Don't just
Perception becametake "yes" for an answer. Follow up, follow
reality.Likewise, on a more mundane scale, one willthrough.Never feel satisfied.Always maintain your
succeed in a P.R. campaign onlycomposure.Think several moves ahead.Be persistent,
if the perception fostered truly resonates with thebut move on when you're convinced you're getting
public. I do not believenowhere.Remember, this isn't brain surgery. Don't take
people are easily duped. You may try everything inyourself too seriously (like too
your bag of tricks to getmany publicists I know). Have fun.Michael Levine is the
the public to see things your way. You'll pull it off onlyfounder of the prominent public relations firm Levine
if the perception youCommunications Office, based in Los Angeles. He is
seek to convey fits the reality of the public, the realitythe author of Guerrilla PR,
of the times. As7 Life Lessons from Noah's Ark: How to Survive a
Pretkanis and Eronson argue, credibility today isFlood in Your Own Life.GuerrillaPR.net is a resource
manufactured, and notfor people that want to get famous in the media,
earned.P.R. OR PUBLICITY?Often, the terms "publicwithout going broke.
relations" and "publicity" are used interchangeably.